You Have Died of High Interest Rates

🎮🏡 Pixelated Pioneers Meet Real Estate Hustle!

Embark on a journey of retro gaming nostalgia and modern real estate humor with this "You Have Died of High Interest Rates" t-shirt! Inspired by the legendary Oregon Trail computer game, this shirt blends the thrill of pioneering pixelated adventures with the realities of navigating today’s housing market. Whether you’re dodging metaphorical buffalo herds or crossing the treacherous rivers of rising interest rates, this tee hilariously captures the essence of both worlds.

Why This Tee Stands Out:

👕 Classic Comfort: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this t-shirt is as soft and durable as it is stylish.
🎨 Retro Design: The bold 8-bit green artwork, complete with a house wagon and oxen, brings the iconic Oregon Trail vibes to life with a modern real estate twist.
🏡 Real Estate Meets Nostalgia: Perfect for Realtors, mortgage lenders, or anyone who’s weathered the "wild west" of today’s housing market.
💪 Built for Longevity: Ribbed knit collars, taped shoulders, and dual side seams ensure a durable fit that holds up wash after wash.
✨ Perfect Fit: A retail fit with tear-away labels and a true-to-size design for maximum comfort and versatility.

What Makes It Special:

This t-shirt doesn’t just celebrate a pivotal moment in gaming history—it’s a hilarious homage to the ups and downs of real estate. From pixelated pioneers to property pursuits, this tee brings together the adventure of Oregon Trail with the everyday challenges of interest rates and home sales.

Perfect For:

Realtors looking for a unique, conversation-starting outfit.
Mortgage lenders with a great sense of humor.
A quirky gift for real estate clients or gaming enthusiasts.

Step Into Real Estate History:

Whether you're a fashion-forward pioneer or simply want to share a laugh with your clients, this tee is the perfect way to showcase your passion for real estate in pixel-perfect style. Wear it to open houses, office days, or casual outings, and let the world know you’re blazing trails in the industry!

Grab your "You Have Died of High Interest Rates" t-shirt today and relive the thrill of pixelated adventures—real estate style!

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